The Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition

Freemont Street, buffet, city park, and stuff.

30 hours after getting spayed. More rambunctious than before the surgery. I think the pain meds they sent me home with were actually meth.

Swapping out components on a new back wheel.

Sooch, if you give me crap for stealing your picture and making it the artwork for this episode I will make your fridge look like my fridge. And then I'll show you my dick.

Inside the woodworkers studio.

The video experience of "A Lunch Episode"

.22lr, .300 win mag, ninja, mormon, know the difference, it could save your life.

I do this all the time.

I had some space left on my memory card so I got some footage going down Big Cottonwood Canyon.

The double hairpin at 2:22 is a lot cooler than it looks on the vid.

Full moon plus bicycle plus vodka equals bullshit.

Do drink and play. Don't drink and drive. Do drink and go to the gym.

I am getting sick of these 45 second commutes.

Several animals were hurt and killed during the making of this awesome.

The shortbus version of the quarters game.

Not the whole cart, but it still pissed him off.

I just like the work redux, cause of the book Rabbit Redux by John Updike.

Do not watch this, it is gross.

I am become legend. The man, the myth, the legend. The giant miniature retard. I love him.

This is John Safran. He is Australian. I am useing this vid without permission.
Getting a cease and desist letter from his lawyer would be the highlight of my day.

We have a winner.

Chicks dig the long ball.

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